Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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