Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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