She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
The power of my boobs compel you
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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