Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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