Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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