i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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