OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
