omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
