I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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