Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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