Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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