is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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