blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
