Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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