please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
