: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Randomize
