I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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