I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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