dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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