Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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