I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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