I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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