Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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