sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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