I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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