She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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