i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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