ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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