Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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