Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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