a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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