He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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