Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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