Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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