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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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