Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
