Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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