They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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