I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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