Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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