found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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