everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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