I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just cut my nipple shaving
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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