idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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