David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think I am morally bankrupt
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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