so that wasnt chicken after all
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
