well you can't waste a boner
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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