So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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