how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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