I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
You smell like stripper and shame
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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