Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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