decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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