i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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