I wanna passion pit in your ass
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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